Somewhere Different Now

I wanted to produce a little something special in honor of the holiday of Twelfth Night since the play by the same name inspires my titles and opening quotes. A plot bunny sprang forth fully formed like a hopping version of Athena, but even some astoundingly speedy writing (for me, at any rate) still didn't quite get it done in time. Oh well. Enjoy this wacky little story.

Story: Such Disguise
Author: Me,tardis_stowaway 
Characters: Alt Ninth Doctor, Rose
Rating: Fun for the whole family!
Disclaimer: I don't even own action figures, much less the actual Doctor and Rose.
Story Summary: A visit to a horribly misogynistic planet requires a little extra preparation in the wardrobe room.

Part of my Illyria series, but requires no knowledge whatsoever of the prior stories.  Really, the only reason this is set in that universe is that you can’t have a Twelfth Night theme without a bit of cross-dressing.

The rest of the series is available here at Teaspoon

( Such Disguise )

Story: Vent Thy Folly Somewhere Else
Author: Me, tardis_stowaway
Characters: Alt Ninth Doctor, Rose, Mickey, Pete, Jackie
Rating: PG for a little bit of cussing
Disclaimer: Not mine, alas!
Story Summary: Rose takes the parallel Doctor home to meet the family. Mistaken identity complicates everything as Mickey expresses his anger, Pete gets something off his chest, and Jackie talks about tree-sitting. Third in the Illyria series.

The first two stories in this series, What Country, Friends, Is This? and Danger Shall Seem Sport, can be found by following the links. This story will work much better if you've read the previous stories.
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Chapter 1

New: ( Chapter 2: Mistaken Actions )

Title:  Danger Shall Seem Sport
Author:  tardis_stowaway 
Rating:  PG for a bit of language
Spoilers:  Through Doomsday
Disclaimer:  Want, can't take, don't have.  The BBC owns 'em.
Story Summary:  Rose and her alternate universe’s Doctor should really leave the adventure archeology to Indiana Jones. Exploring a ruined temple, they find unfinished business from the Time War that puts them in mortal peril in a basement (of course).
AN:  This story is part of my Illyria series.  The previous story is "What country, friends, is this?"  Both this and WCFIT were originally published on Teaspoon, so the dates of these entries don't reflect the dates of original publication.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2:  Traps.  In which the Doctor violates the first rule of adventure archeology.
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( Chapter 2 )

Thanks to all the people who have read and reviewed this story. The sequel, "Danger Shall Seem Sport," is currently posted on my author page on Teaspoon and will be added to lj soon. I'm in the middle of writing the third installment in the series.

Title: What country, friends, is this?
Author: tardis_stowaway
Rating: PG for a bit of language
Spoilers: Through Doomsday
Disclaimer: Doctor Who and all its characters belong to the BBC, not me. Alas!
Story Summary: Post-Doomsday, Rose still runs for her life. One night she runs into someone she never expected to see again. Problem #1: It's hard to have a blissful reunion with someone who has never met you. Problem #2: A Nine from the universe where Rose Tyler was never born is bound to have some unresolved issues.
Chapter Notes: In which everyone takes a shower.

Previous chapters:
Chapter 1: Patience on a Monument
Chapter 2: O Mistress Mine, Where Are You Roaming?
Chapter 3: Trip No Further, Pretty Sweeting
Chapter 4: Secret as Maidenhead


( Chapter 5: A Bad Recompense )

AltNine is just so much fun to write!

Title: What country, friends, is this?
Author: tardis_stowaway
Rating: PG for a bit of language
Spoilers: Through Doomsday
Disclaimer: Doctor Who and all its characters belong to the BBC, not me. Alas!
Story Summary: Post-Doomsday, Rose still runs for her life. One night she runs into someone she never expected to see again. Problem #1: It's hard to have a blissful reunion with someone who has never met you. Problem #2: A Nine from the universe where Rose Tyler was never born is bound to have some unresolved issues.
Chapter Notes: In which a certain Time Lord finally shows his big-eared head but is not at all who he seems whilst Miss Tyler has some explaining to do.

Yes, the opening Twelfth Night quote is the same as for chapter 2. I took the titles from different lines but wanted y'all to see the full verse each time.

Chapter 1  |  Chapter 2

( Chapter 3: Trip No Further, Pretty Sweeting )