tardis_stowaway | Cliff, Shag, Marry meme

I got this from

isiscaughey :

1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.

She presented me with Eight, Ten, and Eddie Izzard. Eek! What a choice.

Cliff
It pains me, but I think I have to cliff Eight.

I feel so bad about this! He's so sweet, and it would be wonderful to get him into the shag category. However, Eddie Izzard wouldn't survive a cliffing, and Ten is needed away from the cliff. At least he will regenerate into Nine after being cliffed and can go off to seek comfort with Rose. (Although if Nine wanted some angry make-up shagging with me for cliffing his previous self, that would be fine too....)

Marry

I really value sense of humor in a potential mate, and Mr. Izzard has it in spades. Long after we got old and grey, he'd be making me fall off my chair with laughter. For the pre-old and gray stage, check out those eyebrows and lips. Mmmm. I find men in makeup rather sexy. Plus, by not marrying a Doctor I have some chance of a wedding free of alien invasion.

Shag

He's unstable enough that marrying him might not be a good idea (plus, disappointing as it is, he belongs with Rose, not me). But a shag? Brilliant plan! He's got the neck that begs to be nibbled, the eyebrows of extremely expressive sexiness, hair asking to be ruffled, and that ever so talented tongue. Plus, he can use the TARDIS to take us to a perfect location and perhaps get a little lost on the way back. ;)