Cliff/Shag/Marry meme

Here's the ever-popular game of cliff/shag/marry, most lately ganked from isiscaughey :

1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures (at least for the hawt ones) and the names of the 3 people I gave you.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.

isiscaughey  made me choose between Spike, Nine, and Mr. Darcy.  This is a nigh-impossible choice, as all three are far too hot to die, but here's what I'm going with. 

( my choice under cut for images )

From Beneath You It Devours...no wait, that's from Buffy

I thought The Beast Below was an excellent and thought-provoking episode. 

( SPOILERS BELOW. Some random reactions, plus some meta comparisons with other DW and TW:CoE )