Too lazy for a real post, let's do a meme

[tardis_stowaway]

Here's a meme grabbed from theladymore.

Give me a character and I'll tell you:

1: sexuality headcanon
2: otp
3: brotp
4: notp
5: first headcanon that pops into my head
6: favorite line from this character
7: one way in which I relate to this character
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?


Fandoms you might want to ask about include Marvel Cinematic Universe (including tv), Doctor Who/Torchwood, Sherlock, Leverage, Whedonverse tv, Star Trek (TOS/AOS), Sleepy Hollow, or whatever other fandoms you've seen me talk about around here.
(Note that I am posting this and then going to bed, so don't expect a prompt answer.)

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[joking.livejournal.com]

Hardison!

[tardis-stowaway.livejournal.com]

1: sexuality headcanon: Bisexual. Has mostly dated women because it was easier, but has long known that he sometimes fancies guys too.

2: otp3: Parker/Hardison/Eliot, obviously

3: brotp: Hardison & Lucille the Van

4: notp: Hardison/sadness

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: I got this headcanon from tumblr originally, but that one time when he gets weird about not wanting to give the delivery guy a good tip was an aberration caused by a record of poor service from this particular delivery guy. Normally he is an excellent tipper (but would rather move to a system where service workers are paid a good wage to begin with and customers aren't expected to tip).

6: favorite line from this character: "Age of the geek, baby!"

7: one way in which I relate to this character: I too consider myself a geek, advocate for No Stabbing Wednesdays, and would totally bang Parker and Eliot if they were interested.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: Nothing immediately comes to mind other than the one aforementioned scene where he weirdly doesn't want to tip.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? The sweetest, gooiest, biggest cinnamon roll ever, too pure and perfect for this world.