Gosh, I'm suddenly glad I decided to go to the pub Saturday night and hadn't gotten around to watching Merlin on iPlayer. I may not. Because that sounds like all my personal rage buttons neatly condensed into one episode.

Personally, my high point of WTFery was last week when Alator (the only Scot in Arabia) slammed Morgana into a wall and proceeded to wax lyrical to Merlin about how he too has been hunted and persecuted and lived in fear. To Merlin! The only magical person those things have never ever happened to!

Why am I still watching this show again? Oh yeah, Katie McGrath.