tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (twirl on)
My muse has sadly been in a state of deep hibernation for quite some time.  However, it recently occurred to me that I never bothered to publicly own up to a little fragment of Sherlock crack I wrote for the kink meme many moons ago (original thread here). The prompt was Sherlock and Moriarty duel with banjos fancy violins.  My response is a bit of doggerel set to the tune to "The Devil Went Down to Georgia."  If you aren't familiar with the song, go listen because otherwise my parody will seem even more nonsensical than it already is. 

This is un-betaed and utterly ridiculous.  I apologize in advance for abuses to rhyme and meter, especially the part where I rhyme "umbellas" with "oh hell yes."  I should probably be much more ashamed of that than I am.

Moriarty Went Down to Baker Street )
tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (ten/jack darkness+confetti)
Title:  Mercy of the Fallen (4/4)
Author:  TARDIS_stowaway
Rating:
  Teen
Characters/Pairings:
this chapter Jack/Ten, other chapters Jack/Nine and Jack/original character
Spoilers:
  Through Children of Earth and The Waters of Mars.
Warnings:
  Cursing, story as a whole contains descriptions of violence
Disclaimer: 
Not mine, no profit here.  Do I look like the BBC?

Summary:   If wishes were horses, this spaceship would be even more crowded and smelly. Trying to escape his past, Jack instead comes face to face with it in the form of the Doctor, on the run from his own recent tragedies.
Author's notes:  I could hire a choir of Ood to sing my thanks to my wonderful beta, [livejournal.com profile] wendymr . Thanks also to all the people who have been commenting; you brighten my day.

Previous chapter


Chapter 4 )
tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (nine come with me)
Title:  Mercy of the Fallen (3/4)
Author:  TARDIS_stowaway
Rating:
  Teen
Characters/Pairings:
Jack/Nine, Jack/Ten, Jack/original character
Spoilers:
  Through Children of Earth and The Waters of Mars.
Warnings:
  None other than angst in this chapter, story as a whole contains descriptions of violence, cursing
Disclaimer: 
Not mine, no profit here.  Do I look like the BBC?
Summary:   If wishes were horses, this spaceship would be even more crowded and smelly. Trying to escape his past, Jack instead comes face to face with it in the form of the Doctor, on the run from his own recent tragedies.
Author's notes:  Huge thanks to my ever-helpful beta reader, the fantastic [livejournal.com profile] wendymr.

Previous chapter
Chapter 3 under the cut )
tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (nine/jack)
Title:  Mercy of the Fallen (2/4)
Author:  TARDIS_stowaway
Rating:
  Teen
Characters/Pairings:
Jack/Nine, Jack/Ten, Jack/original character
Spoilers:
  Through Children of Earth and The Waters of Mars.
Warnings:
  Descriptions of violence, cursing
Disclaimer: 
Not mine, no profit here.  Do I look like the BBC?
Summary:   If wishes were horses, this spaceship would be even more crowded and smelly. Trying to escape his past, Jack instead comes face to face with it in the form of the Doctor, on the run from his own recent tragedies. 

Author's notes:  Bottomless thanks and cookies go to my fantastic beta reader, [livejournal.com profile] wendymr. She rocks in myriad ways.  The Macbeth quote in this chapter is from Act V, v, 19-23.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2 )
tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (jack sky broody)
Title:  Mercy of the Fallen (1/4)
Author:  TARDIS_stowaway
Rating:
  Teen
Characters/Pairings:
Jack/Nine, Jack/Ten, Jack/original character
Spoilers:
  Through Children of Earth and The Waters of Mars.
Warnings:
  Descriptions of violence
Disclaimer: 
I am not the BBC.  The Doctor, Jack, and all other characters you recognize are not mine.
Summary:   If wishes were horses, this spaceship would be even more crowded and smelly. Trying to escape his past, Jack instead comes face to face with it in the form of the Doctor, on the run from his own recent tragedies. 

Author's notes:  Bottomless thanks and cookies go to my fantastic beta reader, [livejournal.com profile] wendymr .  Her patience is every bit as impressive as her super beta skills.  The title comes from the Dar Williams song of the same name.  You can listen to it via YouTube here.

 

Chapter 1 )
tardis_stowaway: (innuendo squad)
I posted this story a few days ago at [livejournal.com profile] wintercompanion  for their "Identity" challenge (here), but I forgot to post a link from this journal.  Now that the challenge is closed, I'm reposting here for archival purposes and to give interested friends who don't read that community a chance to see it.

Title: Hijacked Regeneration (1/1)
Rating: Teen
Characters/Pairings: Eleven/Jack, Twelve (yes, Twelve)/Jack, Jack/surprise other recurring character
Spoilers:  Through "The End of Time"
Warnings: The Jack/surprise pairing may require brain bleach for the more sensitive.  Non-explicit sex and lots of innuendo. Crack. Regeneration in the name of crack.
Summary: When Eleven regenerates in Jack’s arms, Jack finds out the reason the Doctor has avoided him during regenerations. There’s something different about the Twelfth Doctor, or should that be something a little too familiar?
Author’s Notes: Many thanks and virtual cookies to [livejournal.com profile] wendymr  for the fantastic, speedy beta service.

Yes, I am killing Eleven before he has even two minutes onscreen. For that and much more, I am so, so sorry. Please assume that Eleven has had a long and mostly happy life. Jack, while he has not exactly lived on the slow path between the 21st century and the 94th, has experienced more than enough time to make the events of CoE no longer at the forefront of his mind.


story under the cut )
tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (specs diagonal)
Behold, I've completed a fic!

Title: Don't Fear the Reaper
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tardis_stowaway
Characters: Adelaide Brooke, mention of the Doctor and others from Waters of Mars
SPOILERS: The Waters of Mars!
Rating: All Ages
Disclaimer: I'm just playing in RTD and the BBC's sandbox..
Summary: Time has been damaged and it’s come to sterilize the wound.

Author's Note: Beta services provided by the amazing [livejournal.com profile] wendymr, who also suggested the title.

spoilers for Waters of Mars )
tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (donna)
Look, I finished a fic! It's just a drabble, but this is still cause for rejoicing.

Title: Temporarily Ordinary
Author: [personal profile] tardis_stowaway
Character(s): Donna Noble
Rating: All Ages
Disclaimer: Not mine, alas.
Word Count: 100 in Microsoft Word
Summary: Another day, another universe. Donna Noble after JE.
Author's note: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] wendymr, beta extraordinaire!

tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (sylar)
*sigh*  I'm not particularly interested in getting into Heroes fandom beyond just watching the show and rambling about it a bit.  However, after the season finale, this little scene wouldn't stop bugging me until I committed Heroes fic.  So here it is, if anyone cares.

Title:  Power Lunch
Author: tardis_stowaway
Characters:  Nathan Petrelli, original character
Rating:  All Ages
Warnings:  None, unless you count a little bit of cursing.
Spoilers:  Through the season finale, “An Invisible Thread.” 
Summary:  Nathan’s recent improvement as a senator gets noticed.
Power Lunch (contains spoilers) )
tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (bad wolf)
Title: Path of Needles
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tardis_stowaway
Characters/Pairings: Chiefly Ten/Rose, but there's also a bit of Nine/Rose (I couldn't resist), and some Ten/Rose/Jack (Jack couldn't resist).
Rating: mild PG-13 for a bit of discussion about sex and one or two instances of salty language.
Spoilers: through season 3, spoiler-free AU after that!
Betas:  [livejournal.com profile] wendymr   and [livejournal.com profile] dark_aegis   are wise, generous, and all-around fantastic.
Disclaimer: Doctor Who is not mine. I just take it out for play dates with my strange imagination.

Summary: Once upon a time, she had abided in the world where lives did not begin with ‘once upon a time.’ No more. Rose walks through the woods. Meanwhile, the Doctor deals with an abundance of Bad Wolf references.

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Go back to chapter 7 on LJ or read the whole fic on Teaspoon

Epilogue: Happily Ever After
Old friends and ever after.

Wolf, Storm, Captain )
tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (journey's end kiss)
Title: Path of Needles
Author:  [livejournal.com profile] tardis_stowaway  
Characters/Pairings: Chiefly Ten/Rose, but there's also a bit of Nine/Rose (I couldn't resist), and some Ten/Rose/Jack (Jack couldn't resist).
Rating: mild PG-13 for a bit of discussion about sex and one or two instances of salty language.
Spoilers: through season 3, spoiler-free AU after that!
Betas:  [livejournal.com profile] wendymr   and [livejournal.com profile] dark_aegis   rock my socks
Disclaimer: Doctor Who is not mine. I just take it out for play dates with my strange imagination.

Summary: Once upon a time, she had abided in the world where lives did not begin with ‘once upon a time.’ No more. Rose walks through the woods. Meanwhile, the Doctor deals with an abundance of Bad Wolf references.

Navigation links:  Previous chapters on Teaspoon or back to Chapter 6 on LJ

Chapter 7:  And So It Came To Pass...
The Doctor and Rose have breakfast and come to terms with some consequences of their pasts and Rose's unusual return.

And so it came to pass... )
tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (bad wolf red)
Title: Path of Needles
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tardis_stowaway  
Characters/Pairings:
Chiefly Ten/Rose, but there's also a bit of Nine/Rose (I couldn't resist), and some Ten/Rose/Jack (Jack couldn't resist).
Rating: mild PG-13 for a bit of discussion about sex and one or two instances of salty language.
Spoilers: through season 3, spoiler-free AU after that!
Betas: the amazing [livejournal.com profile] dark_aegis   and [livejournal.com profile] wendymr
Disclaimer: Doctor Who is not mine. I just take it out for play dates with my strange imagination.
Author's Note:  Back from Dragoncon, I can finally get time to post this. 

Summary: Once upon a time, she had abided in the world where lives did not begin with ‘once upon a time.’ No more. Rose walks through the woods. Meanwhile, the Doctor deals with an abundance of Bad Wolf references.

You can find previous chapters on Teaspoon or go back to Chapter 5 on LJ

Chapter 6:  Awakening
Getting Rose back is not as simple as defeating a dragon, if it's possible at all.

Awakening )
tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (bad wolf)
Title: Path of Needles
Author: [personal profile] tardis_stowaway
Characters/Pairings: Chiefly Ten/Rose, but there's also a bit of Nine/Rose (I couldn't resist), and some Ten/Rose/Jack (Jack couldn't resist).
Rating: mild PG-13 for a bit of discussion about sex and one or two instances of salty language.
Spoilers: through season 3, spoiler-free AU after that!
Betas: the amazing [profile] wendymr and [personal profile] dark_aegis
Disclaimer: Doctor Who is not mine. I just take it out for play dates with my strange imagination.
Author's Note:  The projected chapter count has increased because I realized I wasn't counting the epilogue.

Summary: Once upon a time, she had abided in the world where lives did not begin with ‘once upon a time.’ No more. Rose walks through the woods. Meanwhile, the Doctor deals with an abundance of Bad Wolf references.

Go back to Chapter 4 on LJ or read the story on Teaspoon

Chapter 5:  Presences and Voices
Living and dead, present and absent, possible and impossible...sometimes the categories blur. The Doctor receives cryptic advice.

tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (bad wolf red)
Title: Path of Needles
Author: [personal profile] tardis_stowaway 
Characters/Pairings: Chiefly Ten/Rose, but there's also a bit of Nine/Rose (I couldn't resist), and some Ten/Rose/Jack (Jack couldn't resist).
Rating: mild PG-13 for a bit of discussion about sex and one or two instances of salty language.
Spoilers: through season 3, spoiler-free AU after that!
Betas: [profile] wendymr  and [personal profile] dark_aegis  , may the fates smile upon them
Disclaimer: Doctor Who is not mine. I just take it out for play dates with my strange imagination.

Summary: Once upon a time, she had abided in the world where lives did not begin with ‘once upon a time.’ No more. Rose walks through the woods. Meanwhile, the Doctor deals with an abundance of Bad Wolf references.

Back to Chapter 3 on LJ or read the story on Teaspoon

Chapter 4: The Beginning and the End
To every thing there is a season: a time for a girl, and a time for the Bad Wolf; a time of war, and a time of peace; a time to be born, and a time to die.

My, what big ears you have! (story under cut) )
tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (Default)
Title: Path of Needles
Author: [personal profile] tardis_stowaway 
Characters/Pairings:
Chiefly Ten/Rose, but there's also a bit of Nine/Rose (I couldn't resist), and some Ten/Rose/Jack (Jack couldn't resist).
Rating:
mild PG-13 for a bit of discussion about sex and one or two instances of salty language.
Spoilers:
through season 3, spoiler-free AU after that!
Disclaimer:
Doctor Who is not mine. I just take it out for play dates with my strange imagination.
Betas: the amazing [livejournal.com profile] dark_aegis  and [livejournal.com profile] wendymr 

Summary: Once upon a time, she had abided in the world where lives did not begin with ‘once upon a time.’ No more. Rose walks through the woods. Meanwhile, the Doctor deals with an abundance of Bad Wolf references.

Back to chapter 2 or read the story on Teaspoon

Chapter 3:  Temptations, Rules, and Conversations

Rose receives an offer, notices a problem with her shoes, and talks on the phone. The Doctor watches clouds and eats soup.

tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (bad wolf)
Title: Path of Needles
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tardis_stowaway
Characters/Pairings: Chiefly Ten/Rose, but there's also a bit of Nine/Rose (I couldn't resist), and some Ten/Rose/Jack (Jack couldn't resist).
Rating: mild PG-13 for a bit of discussion about sex and one or two instances of salty language.
Spoilers: through season 3, spoiler-free AU after that!
Disclaimer: Doctor Who is not mine. I just take it out for play dates with my strange imagination.

Summary: Once upon a time, she had abided in the world where lives did not begin with ‘once upon a time.’ No more. Rose walks through the woods. Meanwhile, the Doctor deals with an abundance of Bad Wolf references.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2: Wolves and Travelers
Rose discovers that she is not alone in the woods. The Doctor saves a civilization and plays Scrabble.

Click here to enter the woods )
tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (bad wolf)
Title:  Path of Needles
Author: [personal profile] tardis_stowaway
Characters/Pairings: Chiefly Ten/Rose, but there's also a bit of Nine/Rose (I couldn't resist), and some leaning towards Ten/Rose/Jack (Jack couldn't resist).
Rating: mild PG-13 for a bit of discussion about sex and one or two instances of salty language.
Spoilers:  through season 3, spoiler-free AU after that!
Disclaimer:  Doctor Who is not mine.   I just take it out for play dates with my strange imagination.

Summary:  Once upon a time, she had abided in the world where lives did not begin with ‘once upon a time.’ No more.  Rose walks through the woods.  Meanwhile, the Doctor deals with an abundance of Bad Wolf references.

Author's Note: Look, the aggressive plot bunny that attacked months ago has finally resulted in fic!  This is not part of my Illyria series.  Expect something different.  The Doctor's sections begin in the interval between "Runaway Bride" and "Smith & Jones" and continue through the end of S3, going AU after that.  My marvelous beta readers [personal profile] dark_aegis and [profile] wendymr improved this story immeasurably!  You can also read this story on Teaspoon if you prefer.


Chapter 1:  Once Upon a Time, In a Far Off Kingdom
Rose sets out. Meanwhile, the Doctor is asked to tell a story.


* * * * *
Into the story... )
tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (oh captain my captain)
I meant to work on the next Illyria story this past weekend, really I did.  Instead I watched Torchwood's End of Days and found myself itching to write this.

Story:  The Sound of Dreams
Author:  me, [personal profile] tardis_stowaway
Characters:  Captain Jack Harkness, mentions of the Doctor and Rose
Rating:  All Ages (Jack is shirking his Innuendo Squad duties)
Disclaimer:  The icon might refer to him as my Captain, but that's a lie.
Summary:  At the close of End of Days, Jack Harkness hears a familiar sound.

Author's Note:  Although I am aware of a certain guest star, I have not yet seen any episodes in Torchwood series 2. Anyone leaving S2 spoilers in the comments will be fed to Weevils. Thanks for understanding!

tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (cesario)
I wanted to produce a little something special in honor of the holiday of Twelfth Night since the play by the same name inspires my titles and opening quotes. A plot bunny sprang forth fully formed like a hopping version of Athena, but even some astoundingly speedy writing (for me, at any rate) still didn't quite get it done in time. Oh well. Enjoy this wacky little story.

Story: Such Disguise
Author: Me,[livejournal.com profile] tardis_stowaway 
Characters: Alt Ninth Doctor, Rose
Rating: Fun for the whole family!
Disclaimer: I don't even own action figures, much less the actual Doctor and Rose.
Story Summary: A visit to a horribly misogynistic planet requires a little extra preparation in the wardrobe room.

Part of my Illyria series, but requires no knowledge whatsoever of the prior stories.  Really, the only reason this is set in that universe is that you can’t have a Twelfth Night theme without a bit of cross-dressing.

The rest of the series is available here at Teaspoon

Such Disguise )
tardis_stowaway: TARDIS under a starry sky and dark tree (Default)
A very merry Christmas to those who celebrate it, and a totally awesome day anyway to those who don't! For your present, I have stolen away from my family for a few minutes in order to post the final chapter in "Vent Thy Folly." Enjoy!

Story: Vent Thy Folly Somewhere Else
Author: Me,[livejournal.com profile] tardis_stowaway
Characters: Alt Ninth Doctor, Rose, Mickey, Pete, Jackie
Rating: PG for a little bit of cussing
Disclaimer: Santa was extremely kind to me, but did not deliver Rose or any version of the Doctor.
Story Summary: Rose takes the parallel Doctor home to meet the family. Mistaken identity complicates everything as Mickey expresses his anger, Pete gets something off his chest, and Jackie talks about tree-sitting. Third in the Illyria series.

Follow the links if you need to read the first two stories in this series, What country, friends, is this? and Danger shall seem sport.

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Chapter 1: Mistaken Identity
Chapter 2: Mistaken Actions


New: Chapter 3: Mistaken Assumptions. In which Jackie gives the Doctor a talking-to and the Doctor experiences mealtime at the Tyler house. )

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